Chilling and Grilling

Ahoy! Yes, I am in a giddy mood. Have you been outside? In Comfort Bay, the sun is shining at a wondrous 80 degrees. I decided it was time to work on my summer tan although the secret warehouse lair doesn't exactly have a backyard. That's okay, we improvised.

Being a genius, I decided to have Angela and the Bots convert the roof into our own little summer paradise. The Bots stole some sandbags from FEMA and poured the sand out over the roof. Angela set up one of those poor folk four foot high pools on the roof as well. All we were missing were the trendy decorations and cheap palm trees.

Well, thanks the pirate gods for Jimmy Buffet's Cheeseburgers in Paradise. The singer's ultra expensive yet cheap appearing restaurants were jammed full of everything we needed. Palm trees? Check. Brightly colored fake parrots? Check. Bewildered and very cute waiter who didn't mind being 'kidnapped' for a night when we raided the restaurant for decorations? Double check. Steve and Ted were great hostages and even better entertainment this week. After a rowdy night of being 'hostages', we sent Ted and Steve off to rejoin the real world. A bit hung-over and walking funny, but mostly unharmed.

Sunbathing on the roof of your lair with the gentle sounds of BosunBot and Angela splashing in the pool is just the way every pirate should spend the week.